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Dec. 25th, 2009 @ 07:04 pm (no subject)
Happy Friday, everyone!

Also, I hope you are enjoying your winter holiday of choice. ♥
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Jun. 4th, 2009 @ 06:47 pm (no subject)
Apparently this is not my day for effective communication.

I'm going back to bed.
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Jan. 15th, 2008 @ 02:57 pm Lollipops - Borrowed from a friend on Some Other Journal Service
Remember lollipops? Like, when you were a kid and you had to go to the doctor, and when you were done, you got a lollipop? I think adults need more lollipops. Maybe not literal ones - I'm not sure a fake-grape sucker is enough motivation to do anything any more - but figurative ones. Little things that make having to do lousy things a little more worth it.

This train of thought was inspired by a friend of mine, who is having trouble motivating herself to clean her apartment. She, like many of us, is overwhelmed by the level of mess, to the point where it's too depressing to even try and start.

She needs something to motivate her, I thought, so I offered to write her a drabble if she finished cleaning the kitchen. Tangible, external reward - beyond the inherent satisfaction of having a clean kitchen, of course, which might have been enough for the '50's housewife but is not sufficient for me. So I'm wondering - anybody else think a metaphorical lollipop would help them accomplish something? Anybody be willing to offer metaphorical lollipops? Nothing major - a drabble, song, poem, sketch, batch of cyber-cookies, whatever. Just a small reward for enduring a lousy task. And it can really be anything - homework you really don't want to do, a paper you really don't want to write, a visit or a phone call you'd rather not make, cleaning your kitchen, reorganizing your garage, whatever.

Testing the waters with this, feel free to pass on the idea, maybe I'll put together a community or something. What does everybody think?
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Oct. 7th, 2003 @ 11:28 pm Spike: "I get myself in trouble."
Current Mood: amused

Copied from his LJ before the purge...

Some Bloke What Works For Integra: good evening Integra
Me: Eh, Integra's not here right now. This is Spike.
Me: Do you owe her money?
Me: See, I'm her debt collector... Problem is, I don't know who's indebted to her.
Some Bloke What Works For Integra: no.. I don’t owe her money
Me: Damn.
Me: Princess wants pizza.
Some Bloke What Works For Integra: lol..what?!
Me: My Princess wants pizza.
Some Bloke What Works For Integra: lol...ok..heh heh
Me: So I figured I'd try to collect on her debts.
Me: But she doesn't seem to have any. *sulks*
Some Bloke What Works For Integra: but no.. I don’t owe my boss any money..sorry
Me: darn
Me: What are you laughing at?
Some Bloke What Works For Integra: nuthin:: looks innocent::
Me: That's a lie if I've ever heard of.
Some Bloke What Works For Integra: ::grumbles:: no its not.. I’m very innocent
Me: Sure you are.
Me: Like I am. *flashes fangs*
Some Bloke What Works For Integra: I am I am!!!::smiles and wraps braid around neck::
Me: Want to buy a slightly used cat?
Some Bloke What Works For Integra: LOL..no no..I already have one I have no clue what to do with
Me: Oh, we'd keep it for you and take care of it and everything.
Some Bloke What Works For Integra: lol...hmmmm..how much?
Me: $20.
Me: How often can you say you bought fine pussy for so little?
Some Bloke What Works For Integra: ::falls over::..GHa!!!..
Me: It's hot black pussy, even.
Some Bloke What Works For Integra: ::sweatdrop::..ok..enough!!.. I’m laughin too bloody hard
Me: it vibrates when you stroke it. and sometimes drools.
Me: (I hope Integra never sees this conversation...)
Some Bloke What Works For Integra: (im not sure she Wants to see it><)
Me: (probably not. she really loves that damned cat)
Me: So, what do you say?
Some Bloke What Works For Integra: (oh good lord.. I do not need to get in trouble for buying her cat)
Some Bloke What Works For Integra: sure.. I will buy the fuzz ball...hmmm.. haven’t had a cat dinner for a while
Me: Good eating on a cat.
Some Bloke What Works For Integra: yup.. how old is it anyway?
Me: a little over a year
Some Bloke What Works For Integra: hmmm.. tender...yet not too tender.. nice
Me: *nods*
Some Bloke What Works For Integra: ok.. fine.. count me in.. would you like that in Yen or dollars?
Me: Dollars.
Me: Transferred in small electronic funds via paypal?
Some Bloke What Works For Integra: hmmmm.. sounds bloody good to me...yer gonna have to wait a day because I get paid tomorrow
Me: Eh - no good. Limited time offer; we gotta have it tonight.
Some Bloke What Works For Integra: I see.. well.. I will see what I can scrounge up
Me: *nods*
Integra, busting in with ferocity: What the HELL are you talking about? You're not going to sell my cat! And YOU are not going to BUY my cat!
Some Bloke What Works For Integra: ::coughs up smoke::..NOTHING SIR!!!!...SORRY SIR!!!
Integra: *laughs*
Me: I was just trying to find money for your pizza, Princess.
Integra: Don't call me Pr-princess.
Some Bloke What Works For Integra: dammit spike..what did I tell you?!
Me: *resolves not to call her Princess in public*
Me: But I love you, Princess.
Integra: *bright red*
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Sep. 1st, 2003 @ 05:41 am William the Bloody Spike

The light of her darkness
The moon on her face
"I have named all the stars,"
she says
Her gentle intensity
Sways my still heart.
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